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Baseball As Comfort Food
by Mel Glenn
The routine of pitch and catch,
as regular as the early crowd,
eating breakfast at the local diner.
    “For breakfast, I’ll have my usual oatmeal.”
The ball whipping around the diamond after a strikeout,
as regular as a kid eating his morning Cheerios.
    “For lunch, I’ll have my usual tuna salad.”
Here’s a single, as welcome as
a plate of spaghetti.
Here’s a double, as satisfying as
a plate of mac and cheese.
Here’s a triple, as needed as
a plate of meat loaf and mashed potatoes.
    “For dinner, I’ll have my usual fried chicken.”
I’ll lash a sundae into the right field corner.
I’ll belt a burger into the upper deck.
Baseball on a sky blue Sunday,
me, with a hot dog and a beer,
an afternoon of food and baseball,
all familiar, all comforting,
exactly the way it ought to be.

		

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Vegetables

Black Bean Thirdbase
Green Bean Centerfield
Cubed Tofu Leftfield
Flax Seed Firstbase
Garbanzo Bean Shortstop
Rolled Oats Secondbase
Bell Pepper Rightfield
Purple Onion Catcher
Shitake Mushroom Pitcher

Meats

Ground Chuck Secondbase
Meat Loaf Thirdbase
Lamb Chop Shortstop
Peking Duck Centerfield
Filet Mignon Rightfield
Pork Rib Leftfield
Chicken Wings Firstbase
Roast Beef Catcher
Chicken Kiev Pitcher

Linescore
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Boxscore
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Scorecard
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     Inn. 1: Vegetables
[Starter] Chicken Kiev
Black Bean        3-1        . . .
Green Bean        1B         . . X
Cubed Tofu        3UN        . X .
Flax Seed         8          . X .
     Inn. 1: Meats
[Starter] Shitake Mushroom
Ground Chuck      6-3        . . .
Meat Loaf         8          . . .
Lamb Chop         6-3        . . .
     Inn. 2: Vegetables
Garbanzo Bean     5          . . .
Rolled Oats       1B         . . X
Bell Pepper       BB         . X X
Purple Onion      E-4        X X X
Shitake Mushroom  4UN-3 DP   X . .
     Inn. 2: Meats
Peking Duck       6          . . .
Filet Mignon      1B         . . X
Pork Rib          8          . . X
Chicken Wings     3          . . X
     Inn. 3: Vegetables
Black Bean        1B         . . X
Green Bean        K          . . X
Cubed Tofu        BB         . X X
Flax Seed         8          . X X
Garbanzo Bean     1B         . X X 1
Rolled Oats       HR         . . . 3
Bell Pepper       1B         . . X
Purple Onion      7          . . X
     Inn. 3: Meats
Roast Beef        2B         . X .
Chicken Kiev      1B         X . X
Ground Chuck      BB         X X X
Meat Loaf         1B         X X X 1
Lamb Chop         2B         X X . 2
Peking Duck       5 (Foul)   X X .
Filet Mignon      K          X X .
Pork Rib          K          X X .
     Inn. 4: Vegetables
Shitake Mushroom  6-3        . . .
Black Bean        9          . . .
Green Bean        BB         . . X
Cubed Tofu        1B         . X X
Flax Seed         5-3        X X .
     Inn. 4: Meats
Chicken Wings     1B         . . X
Roast Beef        1B         . X X
Chicken Kiev      5-3 SAC    X X .
Ground Chuck      BB         X X X
Meat Loaf         BB         X X X 1
Lamb Chop         6-4-3 DP   X . .
     Inn. 5: Vegetables
Garbanzo Bean     1B         . . X
Rolled Oats       BB         . X X
Bell Pepper       BB         X X X
Purple Onion      1B         X X X 1
Shitake Mushroom  K          X X X
Black Bean        5-4 F      X . X 1
Green Bean        1B         . X X 1
Cubed Tofu        8          . X X
     Inn. 5: Meats
Peking Duck       7          . . .
Filet Mignon      7          . . .
Pork Rib          HR         . . . 1
Chicken Wings     6-3        . . .
     Inn. 6: Vegetables
[Relief] Sirloin Steak
[SUB]Ribeye Steak(RF) for Filet Mignon
[DBL-SW]Ribeye Steak bats #9
        Sirloin Steak bats #5
Flax Seed         5-3        . . .
Garbanzo Bean     4-3        . . .
Rolled Oats       HR         . . . 1
Bell Pepper       8          . . .
     Inn. 6: Meats
Roast Beef        8          . . .
Ribeye Steak      6          . . .
Ground Chuck      8          . . .
     Inn. 7: Vegetables
Purple Onion      BB         . . X
Shitake Mushroom  1-3 SAC    . X .
Black Bean        1B         X . X
Green Bean        4-3        X X .
Cubed Tofu        6-3        X X .
     Inn. 7: Meats
Meat Loaf         5-3        . . .
Lamb Chop         1B         . . X
Peking Duck       7          . . X
Sirloin Steak     BB         . X X
Pork Ribs         9          . X X
     Inn. 8: Vegetables
Flax Seed         K          . . .
Garbanzo Bean     1-3        . . .
Rolled Oats       1B         . . X
Bell Pepper       9          . . X
     Inn. 8: Meats
Chicken Wings     2B         . X .
Roast Beef        3 (Foul)   . X .
Ribeye Steak      2B         . X . 1
Ground Chuck      7          . X .
Meat Loaf         4-3        X . .
     Inn. 9: Vegetables
Purple Onion      5-3        . . .
Shitake Mushroom  7          . . .
Black Bean        K          . . .
     Inn. 9: Meats
Lamb Chop         4-3        . . .
Peking Duck       1B         . . X
*EX:Sirloin Steak (for PH)
*PH:Veal Cutlet   BB         . X X
Pork Ribs         HR         . . . 3
Meats WIN, 9-8

Game Notes
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Game Date January 25, 2017
Game Duration 3 hours, 8 minutes
Game Weather Cloudy. 60oF.
Wind SW 4mph
Umpires Catherine Deshayes

Edward Pritchard

Aqua Tofana

Game MCP
Most Cosmic Player
Pork Rib
Official Scorer John Barleycorn
Game Announcer Lady Marmalade

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