2007 Official Roster of Cosmic Baseball Umpires

Umpire/Field/Issue
Aldrich Ames
Politics
Espionage
Peter Angelos
Sports
Hubris
Marshall Applewhite
Religion
Mind-Fucking
Martha Beck
Unknown
Murder
Larry C. Ford
Unknown
Murder
John Geoghan
Religion
Sex Crimes
Tonya Harding
Sports
Assault
Gary Hart
Politics
Sexual Immorality
Robert Ilea
Entertainment
Theft
Michael Jackson
Entertainment
Hubris
Jim Jones
Religion
Mind-Fucking
Edward Kennedy
Politics
General Immorality
John Landis
Entertainment
Hubris
Meyer Lansky
Organized Crime
Murder
Kenneth Lay
Business
Fraud
Nathan Leopold
Unknown
Murder
Mary Kay LeTourneau
Education
Sex Crimes
Monica Lewinsky
Politics
Sexual Immorality
Richard Loeb
Unknown
Murder
Trent Lott
Politics
Racism
Jeffrey MacDonald
Military
Murder
Chizuo Matsumoto
Politics
Murder
James McCarthy
Religion
Sex Crimes
Wilbur Mills
Politics
Sexual Immorality
Sandra Murphy
Unknown
Murder
Anthony O'Connell
Religion
Sex Crimes
Rhoda Penmark
"The Bad Seed"
Murder
Winona Ryder
Entertainment
Theft
Paul Shanley
Religion
Sex Crimes
Orenthal J. Simpson
Sports
Murder
Michael Skakel
Unknown
Murder
Pamela Smart
Education
Murder
Susan Smith
Unknown
Murder
Kathleen Ann Soliah
Politics
Murder
Martha Stewart
Entertainment
Greed
Darryl Strawberry
Sports
Dishonesty
Jimmy Swaggart
Religion
Hypocrisy
Richard Tabish
Unknown
Murder
Rembert Weakland
Religion
Sex Crimes
J. Kendrick Williams
Religion
Sex Crimes
Italics indicates Rookie
Updated: May 15, 2007
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