Donald Trump Family @ Hillary Clinton Family

A Cosmic Baseball Game

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With all the tension here on terra firma, it comes as some surprise that the subject of unidentified flying objects has penetrated the presidential campaigns. When presidential candidate Donald Trump recently flew some children in his helicopter over the Iowa State Fair, an unidentified picture-taker caught the image of unidentified object behind Trump's helicopter. The Iowa Mutual UFO Network, which records such sightings, is investigating. (Donald Trump 'tailed by UFO' in chopper during Presidential election campaign)

While campaigning in New Hampshire, presidential candidate Hillary Clinton spoke to a local journalist about UFOs. CNN reported the exchange with this headline, "Hillary Clinton (jokingly) pledges UFO probe". However the Executive Director of the Paradigm Research Group, a UFO lobbying organization, takes her "off-hand" comments seriously. And the news of that exchange has been widely reported.

This contribution to the 2016 United States Presidential Campaign Series has nothing to do with alien visitors.

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Lineup: Trump Family
Tristan Trump
Grandson
Secondbase
Ivanka Trump
Daughter
Centerfield
Eric Trump
Son
Leftfield
Fred Trump
Father
Shortstop
Ivana Trump
Ex-Wife
Firstbase
Melania Trump
Wife
Thirdbase
Barron Trump
Son
Rightfield
Marla Maples
Ex-Wife
Catcher
Donald Trump
Born 1946
Pitcher
Lineup: Clinton Family
Hugh RodhamJr
Brother
Thirdbase
Hannah Jones
Grandmother
Rightfield
Della Murray
Grandmother
Leftfield
Edwin HowellJr
Grandfather
Centerfield
Tony Rodham
Brother
Secondbase
Bill Clinton
Husband
Catcher
Zachary Rodham
Nephew
Firstbase
Dorothy Rodham
Mother
Shortstop
Hilary Clinton
Born 1947
Pitcher

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SCORECARD
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     Inn. 1: Trump Family
[Starter] Hilary Clinton
Tristan Trump     5          . . .
Ivanka Trump      E-3        . . X
X@2:Ivanka Trump  CS 2-4     . . .
Eric Trump        1B         . . X
Fred Trump        7          . . X
     Inn. 1: Clinton Family
[Starter] Donald Trump
Hugh RodhamJr     4-3        . . .
Hannah Jones      1B         . . X
Della Murray      5-4-3 DP   . . .
     Inn. 2: Trump Family
Ivana Trump       K          . . .
Melania Trump     5-3        . . .
Barron Trump      9          . . .
     Inn. 2: Clinton Family
Edwin HowellJr    1B         . . X
Tony Rodham       5-4-3 DP   . . .
Bill Clinton      BB         . . X
Zachary Rodham    7          . . X
     Inn. 3: Trump Family
Marla Maples      E-5        . . X
Donald Trump      1-4 FO     . . X
Tristan Trump     7          . . X
Ivanka Trump      1-3        . X .
     Inn. 3: Clinton Family
Dorothy Rodham    K          . . .
Hilary Clinton    6-3        . . .
Hugh RodhamJr     6-3        . . .
     Inn. 4: Trump Family
Eric Trump        E-6        . . X
Fred Trump        1B         . X X
Ivana Trump       9          . X X
Melania Trump     2B/E-8     X . . 2
Barron Trump      E-3        . . X 1
Marla Maples      K          . . X
Donald Trump      6-3        . X .
     Inn. 4: Clinton Family
Hannah Jones      8          . . .
Della Murray      2B         . X .
Edwin HowellJr    7          . X .
Tony Rodham       1B         . . X 1
Bill Clinton      1B         . X X
Zachary Rodham    1B         . X X 1
Dorothy Rodham    5-3        X X .
     Inn. 5: Trump Family
Tristan Trump     E-8        . X .
Ivanka Trump      4-3        X . .
Eric Trump        8 SACF     . . . 1
Fred Trump        7          . . .
     Inn. 5: Clinton Family
Hilary Clinton    1B         . . X
Hugh RodhamJr     6-4-3 DP   . . .
Hannah Jones      BB         . . X
Della Murray      8          . . X
     Inn. 6: Trump Family
Ivana Trump       E-8        . X .
Melania Trump     5-3        . X .
Barron Trump      1-3        . X .
Marla Maples      5-3        . X .
     Inn. 6: Clinton Family
Edwin HowellJr    7          . . .
Tony Rodham       1B         . . X
Bill Clinton      5-4-3 DP   . . .
     Inn. 7: Trump Family
Donald Trump      8          . . .
Tristan Trump     5-3        . . .
Ivanka Trump      6-3        . . .
     Inn. 7: Clinton Family
Zachary Rodham    5-3        . . .
Dorothy Rodham    5-3        . . .
Hilary Clinton    8          . . .
     Inn. 8: Trump Family
Eric Trump        5-3        . . .
Fred Trump        1B         . . X
Ivana Trump       2B/E-8     X . . 1
Melania Trump     1B         . . X 1
Barron Trump      1B         . X X
Marla Maples      5-4-3 DP   X . .
     Inn. 8: Clinton Family
Hugh RodhamJr     8          . . .
Hannah Jones      BB         . . X
Della Murray      7          . . X
Edwin HowellJr    5-3        . X .
     Inn. 9: Trump Family
Donald Trump      8          . . .
Tristan Trump     7          . . .
Ivanka Trump      E-3        . . X
Eric Trump        1B         . X X
Fred Trump        5-3        X X .
     Inn. 9: Clinton Family
Tony Rodham       6-3        . . .
Bill Clinton      4          . . .
Zachary Rodham    6-3        . . .

Trump Family Wins, 6-2

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Game Date January 9, 2016
Weather Cloudy, 420
Wind, 11mph, NNE
Umpires Paul Babeu

Brett Hulsey

Pam Roach

GAME MCP Melania Trump
Official Scorer Stephen Bassett
Game Announcer Gillian Anderson
President Ego, Congressman Superego and the Citizens of Idland...Thank you all for joining us in this park where we hope to see a well-played game between two rivals for the office of the president of the united states. Businessman, entrepreneur, former host of the Apprentice TV show on NBC Donald Trump, a Republican Party contender and Hillary Rodham Clinton, a former first lady and secretary of state for the United States and a Democratic senator from the State of New York. The arrogant ego inflamed and inspired by a reckless id must be tempered by the good sense of the superego collective. Idland's long irrational nightmare has just begun. Our leaders must be strong and compassionate, smart and intuitive. We will leave the meaning, if any, of this game to the pundits and analyticals. --from the Pre-Game Remarks of Nina Marcus, COBRA President
Simulation ID 12302015213022_1

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