Homeruns Susha Jones, Angel Jones, Myra Jones, Tuggy Jones; Steve Ballmer.
Doubles Philip Anschutz, Steve Ballmer
Stolen Bases None
Caught Stealing None
Double Plays The Poor-1; The Rich-0
Errors The Rich-1 (Paul Allen- 1st inning, dropped ball)
Left-on-Base The Poor-7; The Rich-8
Game Most Cosmic Player
Donate Food for Free to Hungry People
Umpires World Bank, International Monetary Fund, World Trade Organization
Time 3 hours 18 minutes
Weather Sunny, Breezy, 69o F.
Official Scorer Mother Teresa
About 80% of this globe's population lives on less than one dollar a day. Being poor isn't a healthy way to live either. An estimated eight million children die each year from treatable and preventable diseases. Being poor they have no access to vaccinations and other medical care. The social darwinists notwithstanding, on the cosmic baseball field, The Poor outfoxed The Rich. Little, malnourished Wee Jones pitched a fine 3-run game as every Poor batter except Python Jones got a hit. The five-run ninth inning that The Poor posted almost seemed to be more about rubbing salt in a wound then anything else. And when the rich men stomped off the field at the end of the game, one could nearly feel the tension and the hostility between the beaten billionaires and the victorious poverty-striken.