Only two cosmic baseball players, both pitchers for the Washington Presidents, have played in all 21 cosmic baseball seasons: United States Presidents Dwight D. Eisenhower and Jimmy Carter. Carter holds every important cosmic career pitching record except career earned run average. (The ERA honor is held by Albertus Magnus with his 2.70 mark.) Carter leads all cosmic pitchers in Career Innings Pitched (4,076), Career Wins (245), Career Losses (248) and Career Strikeouts (2,590).

When it comes to cosmic batters, Ernie Gehr of the Bolex Poetics holds the Career Seasons record with 20. However, it is Omar Bradley of the Wonderland Warriors who dominates the Career Batting records. Bradley has the most Career At Bats (9,205), the most Career Hits (2,521), the most Career Homeruns (342) and the most Career Runs Batted In (1,155). Warren Harding, another Washington President, holds the Career Batting Average honors with his .302 lifetime score.

Career Pitching Records (15+ Seasons)

Pitcher	Seasons	IP	ERA	ER	BB	K	W	L
Jimmy Carter	21	4076	3.59	1627	1502	2590	245	248
Dwight D. Eisenhower	21	3304	3.96	1452	1338	2093	174	190
William Calley	20	3226	3.60	1291	1181	1932	212	196
John F. Kennedy	20	2596	3.75	1083	1051	1584	154	184
Ronald Reagan	20	2793	3.99	1237	1111	1683	151	134
Abraham Lincoln	19	2205	3.86	946	847	1430	114	116
Richard M. Nixon	19	2497	3.82	1060	925	1574	131	138
Jerry Rubin	19	2424	3.58	963	878	1543	122	118
Stan Brakhage	18	3442	3.60	1378	1322	2061	229	203
John Dewey	18	3034	3.31	1116	1154	1852	192	150
Jonas Mekas	18	2174	3.70	893	852	1278	95	94
Phil Silvers	18	2127	3.64	860	854	1183	95	97
Michael Snow	18	1824	3.78	766	718	1245	90	77
Abbie Hoffman	17	2164	3.93	944	874	1291	106	124
Timothy Leary	17	3178	3.84	1357	1243	2013	202	209
Wilhelm Reich	17	2242	3.65	910	714	1454	110	78
Milton Berle	16	2950	3.40	1113	1088	1837	174	181
Raymond Burr	16	2823	3.35	1050	1072	1618	170	152
Bruce Conner	16	2813	3.79	1184	1134	1637	149	191
Franklin Pierce	16	1686	3.64	682	667	1058	76	82
Pete Seeger	16	2315	3.37	868	832	1375	105	139
Steve Allen	15	2726	3.70	1120	1068	1543	181	175
Chester Arthur	15	2612	3.42	992	938	1724	138	169
Gary Snyder	15	2190	3.39	826	877	1305	129	125
Amy Taubin	15	2689	3.47	1037	1038	1736	149	154
William Thackeray	15	1562	3.40	590	585	956	78	46
Edgar Varese	15	1739	3.38	653	657	1179	100	103
Robert Young	15	1659	3.62	667	606	987	56	70

Career Batting Records (15+ Seasons)

Batter	Seasons	BA	AB	H	HR	RBI
Ernie Gehr	20	.259	7971	2065	224	1006
Bob Dylan	19	.258	8302	2143	240	872
Lawrence Ferlinghetti	19	.285	7780	2221	266	1019
Lee Iacocca	19	.277	7897	2185	204	978
William Taft	19	.264	7627	2014	265	937
Kenneth Anger	18	.248	7845	1942	323	1058
Bruce Baillie	18	.255	7178	1827	148	763
Omar Bradley	18	.274	9205	2521	342	1155
Herbert Huncke	18	.253	6933	1752	198	767
Andrew Johnson	18	.250	6710	1679	100	601
Lyndon B. Johnson	18	.249	5894	1468	134	638
Martin Van Buren	18	.259	6528	1694	185	841
Calvin Coolidge	17	.278	7649	2129	224	925
Warren Harding	17	.302	6636	2004	158	776
Lucille Ball	16	.249	5440	1355	159	615
Carl Betz	16	.249	6230	1551	162	688
Gerald Ford	16	.257	6436	1656	179	724
Ulysses S. Grant	16	.244	6246	1523	204	778
Andrew Jackson	16	.254	7168	1823	202	800
William McKinley	16	.242	3976	963	117	482
George Patton	16	.271	7730	2093	148	775
Danny Thomas	16	.289	4772	1377	86	515
Dziga Vertov	16	.257	5504	1414	126	603
Lucien Carr	15	.254	6391	1626	243	917
Mario Savio	15	.242	5816	1407	191	649
Charles Swinburne	15	.245	5051	1238	229	732

BOLD indicates All time Career Record Holder