 Pisces |
 Ionians |
 Virgins |
 Presidents |
 Warriors |
 Beats |
| Paradise Pisces 1st Place Overleague (97-65) | Fish |  |
PITCHERS ERA IP BB K W L Robert Bork 3.55 99 51 62 3 5 Cyd Chariise 3.16 171 73 118 18 9 Pat Coulson 4.09 187 61 112 14 8 Wyatt Earp 3.56 187 69 105 13 11 Kelsey Grammer 2.90 149 75 113 10 13 Georg F. Handel 3.93 174 68 94 9 10 Jerry Lewis 3.11 194 93 143 14 8 Vanessa Williams 2.74 174 69 136 16 1 Pisces Pitchers 3.10 1335 559 883 97 65 BATTERS POS BA AB H HR RBI Drew Barrymore CF .262 359 94 46 100 Frederic Chopin IF .307 283 87 46 95 Fats Domino 1B .300 620 186 11 60 Henrik Ibsen C .255 632 161 9 69 Steven Jobs LF .258 656 169 15 82 Spike Lee SS .236 330 78 11 33 H.W. Longfellow OF .192 385 74 11 41 Doctor Seuss IF/C .248 306 76 2 29 John Steinbeck RF .310 381 118 1 54 Bobby Unser 2B .284 637 181 18 68 Anton Vivaldi 3B .284 605 172 11 78 Pitchers 1999 P .174 581 101 0 20 Pisces Batters .259 5775 1497 181 729 | |||
| Alphatown Ionians 2nd Place Overleague (80-82) | Philosophers & Scientists | |
PITCHERS ERA IP BB K W L Robert Atanasoff 3.76 201 89 155 12 16 Rene Blondlot 3.03 101 31 58 3 7 Ernst Cassirer 4.29 191 63 105 11 12 John Dewey 3.43 168 68 117 13 8 Sigmund Freud 3.51 218 67 113 11 10 Hermann Oberth 4.53 177 73 116 11 8 Edith Stein 3.86 168 57 122 12 11 Thales 3.20 194 76 128 7 10 Ionian Pitchers 3.64 1418 524 914 80 82 BATTERS POS BA AB H HR RBI Rudolf Carnap IF/C .305 223 68 32 71 Noam Chomsky LF .229 608 139 14 64 Robert Goddard RF .225 630 142 19 91 George Wilhelm Hegel 1B .232 642 149 23 66 Martin Heidegger OF .257 416 107 2 25 Immanuel Kant CF .288 669 193 2 67 Friederich Nietzsche C .270 629 170 17 66 Max Planck IF .270 397 107 6 50 Bertrand Russell 2B .143 238 34 8 26 Tarski SS .288 403 116 10 33 Alan Turing 3B .335 242 81 4 30 Pitchers 1999 Ionians P .160 574 92 0 21 Ionian Batters .247 5671 1398 137 610 | |||
| Dharma Beats 6th Place Overleague (75-87) | Philosophers & Scientists | |
PITCHERS ERA IP BB K W L David Amram 4.14 174 73 134 9 11 William Burroughs 4.22 196 67 94 5 12 Neal Cassady 3.74 178 52 97 11 11 Ted Joans 3.48 106 43 67 4 2 Jack Micheline 2.97 233 78 163 9 8 Gary Snyder 3.75 168 70 105 13 16 Leon Tabory 3.88 190 78 120 12 12 Lew Welch 4.06 186 67 109 12 15 Beat Pitchers 3.70 1431 528 889 75 87 BATTERS POS BA AB H HR RBI Levi Asher 2B .250 564 138 2 46 Ray Bremser 3B .280 625 172 16 71 Lucien Carr SS .260 534 140 5 55 Gregory Corso 1B .320 578 185 26 119 Lawrence Ferlinghetti RF .260 649 167 8 81 John C. Holmes IF/C .260 669 176 12 71 Herbert Huncke C .290 590 170 21 76 Natalie Jackson OF .210 114 24 0 11 Jack Kerouac LF .180 256 46 10 29 Charles Plymell CF .310 137 43 19 29 Phillip Whalen IF .170 451 76 0 23 Pitchers 1999 Beats P .230 616 143 4 16 Beat Batters .256 5783 1480 123 627 | |||
| Vestal Virgins 3rd Place Overleague (79-83) | Women | |
PITCHERS ERA IP BB K W L Lila Brik 3.45 180 62 96 13 10 Zelda Fitzgerald 4.55 182 72 94 9 11 Courtney Love 4.34 143 39 85 2 10 June Miller 3.79 185 65 94 8 18 Joanne Perlis 3.56 192 75 108 13 9 Sylvia Plath 3.33 249 94 157 10 11 Lou Andreas Salome 3.32 190 72 120 15 7 Tammy Lynne Sheapp 4.53 175 81 101 9 7 Virgin Pitchers 3.94 1496 560 855 79 83 BATTERS POS BA AB H HR RBI Helena Blavatsky CF .180 342 62 14 36 Helene Cixous 3B .280 662 182 9 63 Hillary Clinton 2B .250 313 77 7 43 Tina Akers Compton RF .260 669 175 10 62 Caresse Crosby SS .230 360 84 24 66 Emily Dickinson IF .270 604 164 20 74 Isadora Duncan OF .300 315 96 46 92 Frances Farmer LF .320 672 218 2 59 Kasia Havard 1B .260 653 169 9 60 Sharon Lopatka C .320 326 105 68 135 Uma Thurman IF/C .310 297 93 8 47 Pitchers 1999 Virgins P .150 588 90 0 18 Virgin Batters .261 5801 1515 217 755 | |||
| Washington Presidents 4th Place Overleague (78-84) | U.S. Presidents | |
PITCHERS ERA IP BB K W L George Bush 3.68 198 77 119 12 13 Jimmy Carter 3.93 174 67 115 11 11 Dwight D. Eisenhower 3.98 174 83 102 10 11 John F. Kennedy 3.35 188 61 112 12 10 Abraham Lincoln 3.45 198 76 124 15 8 Richard M. Nixon 3.38 125 34 51 3 7 James Polk 4.16 188 53 83 6 16 Ronald Reagan 3.25 219 71 137 9 8 President Pitchers 3.67 1464 522 843 78 84 BATTERS POS BA AB H HR RBI Gerald Ford C .170 208 36 9 18 Andrew Jackson SS .310 655 201 8 52 Thomas Jefferson RF .150 567 86 2 44 Andrew Johnson OF .260 602 156 12 63 James Monroe CF .240 603 143 13 65 Theodore Roosevelt IF/C .280 212 59 13 34 Franklin D. Roosevelt LF .300 201 61 6 34 William Taft 3B .270 623 170 82 151 Harry Truman IF .240 438 104 7 51 Martin Van Buren 2B .270 482 131 15 63 Woodrow Wilson 1B .210 515 106 18 64 Pitchers 1999 Presidents P .270 600 161 2 13 President Batters .248 5706 1414 187 652 | |||
| Wonderland Warriors 5th Place Overleague (77-85) | Soldiers | |
PITCHERS ERA IP BB K W L Vernon Baker 3.75 192 64 106 10 12 Mike Boorda 4.16 199 88 113 9 18 William Calley 3.85 194 76 114 10 10 Che Guevara 3.10 238 99 141 8 8 Yahuda Katz 4.25 178 71 101 13 12 Francisco Pizarro 4.58 179 82 96 9 12 Henry Shelton 3.40 106 32 70 6 2 Sun Tzu 3.66 192 86 139 12 11 Warrior Pitchers 3.93 1478 598 880 77 85 BATTERS POS BA AB H HR RBI Scipio Africanus 1B .270 644 174 21 65 Omar Bradley 2B .290 478 139 72 140 Hernando Cortes RF .270 521 139 7 43 Crazy Horse IF .260 149 38 8 16 Moshe Dayan 3B .220 588 128 25 79 Vo Nguyen Giap LF .230 635 146 7 53 David Hackworth CF .280 651 179 4 61 David Hale OF .250 149 37 10 32 D.E. Lownds C .230 451 106 13 47 Francis Marion SS .140 563 81 0 18 Isoroku Yamamoto IF/C .300 140 42 17 62 Pitchers 1999 Warriors P .170 625 109 3 14 Warrior Batters .236 5594 1318 187 630 | |||
