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Finally, it should be mentioned that, collectively, the mind, if not the body, of this year's Alphatown Ionians is about as sharp as it gets.
In many ways, The Alphatown Ionians are CBA's best team. If we use as our measuring stick post-season success, then no other cosmic team comes close to the achievements of the Ionians. The have appeared in the Cosmic Universal Series a record six times (1983, 1985, 1990, 1991, 1993, 1994) and have won the series five times.
Archimedes, Blondlot*, Descartes, Dewey, Kierkegaard, Mill, Newton, Oberth*, Spinoza, Thales
Chomsky*, Hegel, Kepler, Planck, Pons*, Russell, Tarski, Tsander*, Turing, Zuse
Heidegger*, Husserl, Kant, Nietzsche, Peirce*, Rand*
Oppenheimer*, Emerson*, Hume, James
Wittgenstein, Confucius*
Alphadome*Rookie
Archimedes
c. 282-217 B.C.
Greek Mathematician.
Founder of the science of hydrostatics. Discoverer of the "Archimedes Principle": a body in a fluid loses weight equivalent to the weight of the liquid it displaces.
Pitcher

Biography ARCHIMEDES: IMSS - Multimedia Catalogue -Archimedes at History of Mathematics Site
Renowned French physicist who, while trying to polarize X-rays, which had been recently discovered by Roentgen, claimed in 1903 to have discovered a new invisible radiation which he called N-rays (in honor of his home town of Nancy). He used prisms and lenses made of aluminum to focus and disperse the N-Rays, and he detected the spectrum by passing a fine thread, coated with fluorescent material, across the focal plane. N-Rays, as it turns out, do not exist and Blondlot's researches were discredited.Rene Blondlot
Pitcher1849-1930
French Physicist.

The Blondlot Award
A founder of the concept of "transformational generative grammar." A foe of empiricism, Chomsky believes that human cognitive behavior is a result of innate structures built into the mind.Noam Chomsky
Catcherb. 1928
American Linguist. Political Activist.

Noam Chomsky Page at M.I.T.Philosopher All-Stars: Noam Chomsky
Cogito ergo sum. "I think therefore I am." Descartes invented the mind/body dualism in which he argued God created two basic substances: mind and matter. Consciousness is the only basis for philosophical certainty. Everything is either black or white. An empiricist and a mathematician, Descartes' philosophical ideas have greatly influenced modern Western philosophy. Baruch Spinoza disputed Descartes' splitting of the mind/body atom.Rene Descartes
Pitcher1596-1650
French Philosopher

Rene Descartes and the Legacy of Mind/Body Dualism
Part of the American tradition of philosophical "pragmatism", Dewey made contributions to pedagogy by stressing that morality is based on experience.John Dewey
Pitcher1859-1952
American Philosopher and Educator

Center for Dewey Studies
Hegel uses the dialectical method to develop philosophical truth. A thesis gets met by an antithesis and the yield is a new synthesis...over and over and over again. Hegel's philosophy of the absolute, (see his Wissenschaft der Logik, published in three volumes between 1812-1816) influences metaphysics for the rest of the 19th Century. For a repudiation of the Hegelian metaphor see Soren Kierkegaard and his 1843 Euten-Eller.Friedrich Hegel
Firstbase1770-1831
German Philosopher

ILTweb: Study Place: Hegel, Georg Wilhelm Friedrich
A student of Edmund Husserl Heidegger became a leading figure in the German existentialist movement. Existentialist thought which became ascendant during the early 20th Century focuses on concrete realities and not abstract metaphysical reality.Martin Heidegger
Rightfield1889-1976
German Philosopher

Heidegger Reference Site
Founder of "phenomenology" which attempts to describe conscious experience by a detailed logical analysis. Husserl does not rely on traditional metaphysical assumptions and his insights influenced a number of other philosophers including Martin Heidegger and the French philosopher Maurice Merleau-Ponty.Edmund Husserl
Outfield1859-1938
Austrian Philosopher

Husserl's Biography in Brief
In 1781, when he was 57, Kant published Kritik der Reinen Vernunft which examined the limitations of human knowledge and understanding. Kant, influenced by the work of David Hume determined that all knowledge comes from experience except certain a prior insights which we might today call "intuitions." Kant's philosophical and metaphysical ideas greatly influenced subsequent Western philosophical thought. His contributions to the philosophical fields of epistemology, metaphysics, ethics, and aesthetics continue to serve as publishing fodder for many academic philosophers.Immanuel Kant
Centerfield1724-1804
German Philosopher

The Works of Immanuel KantILTweb: Study Place: Kant, Immanuel
Kant's Critique of Pure Reason (Translation by Norman Kemp Smith)
In Harmonice Mundi (1619), Kepler put forth the reality that planets travel in elliptical orbits, not perfect circular orbits. Research based on data compiled by the astronomer Tycho Brahe in 1601 enabled Kepler to make this observation. However, since the prevailing view of the Universe during Kepler's lifetime was that God created it, and since God is perfect, the orbits of the orbs in the universe must be perfect. Circles are perfect, ellipses are not. Therefore, Kepler's revelations were considered heretical.Johannes Kepler
Thirdbase1571-1630
German Astronomer

Kepler Site
Kierkegaard is considered the founder of the philosophy of modern existentialism. In 1843 at the age of 30, he published Euten-Eller which objected to the influence of the Hegelian philosophical metaphors. Truth was an individual and strictly personal matter, not subject to objective analysis or a vague Absolute as Hegel had postulated.Soren Kierkegaard
Pitcher1813-1855
Danish Philosopher

Kierkegaard on the Internet
Mill developed a theory of inductive logic that gives us a method of gaining knowledge of the so-called real world. His social theory of "utilitarianism" dictates that society should organize itself so that the greatest good is given to the greatest number.John Stuart Mill
Pitcher1806-1873
English Philosopher

The Works of John Stuart Mill
In Philosophia naturalis principia mathematica, Newton establishes the laws of gravity and the universal laws of motion. In 1666, when he was 23, Newton discovered the calculus (at about the same time as Leibniz) which provided rules for dealing with rates of change. Ten years later, in what will be referred to as Newton's Other Law, he writes: "If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants." This comment, no doubt, is based on an aphorism appearing in Robert Burton's The Anatomy of Melancholy: "Pygmies placed on the shoulders of giants see more than the giants themselves." Burton's source, no doubt, is from the 12th Century scholastic Bernard de Chartres, who apparently said: "In comparison with the ancients we stand like dwarfs on the shoulders on giants." (See the stained glass window at the Cathedral of Chartres where Matthew is sitting astride Isaiah's shoulders). What Newton's Other law implies is that human knowledge and understanding is a very cumulative affair.Issac Newton
Pitcher1642-1727
English Scientist

Newton Biography
The "will to power" rules the world and those that can overcome their basic human weakness can become an "uberman". Indiscriminately ripped-off by the fascists and Nazis nearly 50 years later, Nietzsche himself was philosophically opposed to nationalism.Friederich Nietzsche
Outfield1844-1900
German Philosopher

Friedrich Nietzsche Society
With Goddard and Tsiolkovsky, Oberth, is one of the pioneers of modern space flight. Like his colleagues, Oberth was influenced by the science fiction writing of Jules Verne.Hermann Oberth
Pitcher
1894-1989German Rocket Scientist
Oberth, in his Die Rakete zu den Planetenraumen (1923) showed mathematically that higher energy potential was possible with liquid propellants than solid, gunpowder-type fuels. This was a significant theoretical development since even Goddard's landmark 1919 paper on space travel did not consider liquid propellants.
While not a founding member, Oberth was involved in the German Society for Space Ship Travel (Verien fur Raumschiffahrt, or VfR) which was created in 1927. Oberth, who was born in Romania, became a German citizen and worked with Werner von Braun at Peenemunde, the German rocket development complex where the V-2 rocket was developed during the 1930s and 1940s.

THE WAR ON TUNA CAFE: Hermann Oberth
Founder of "pragmatism" which believes that truth and knowledge are derived from science and that the criterion for truth is scientific consensus. Pragmatism, a uniquely American strain of philosophy finds meaning in things in so far as those things relate to people. William James did much to develop Peirce's ideas, especially in the religious realm.Charles Sanders Peirce
Outfield1839-1914
American Philosopher

Charles S. Peirce Studies
Articulated the Quantum Theory of physics (1900) which followed from his work on black body radiation. Quantum theory states that electromagnetic radiation consists of discrete units called quanta or photons. Bodies that radiate energy do not emit the energy constantly but in discrete parcels. The quantum idea has had an enormous impact on 20th Century science.Max Planck
Secondbase1858-1947
German Physicist

Planck Page at history of Mathematics Site
In March 1989 electrochemist Stanley Pons of the University of Utah and his colleague Martin Fleischmann of the University of Southampton in England announced in a University of Utah press conference that they had discovered a way to achieve nuclear fusion in a flask at room temperature. They claimed that the device generated more energy in the form of heat than was fed into it as electricity. The obvious practical application of this idea sprang forward: usable technology for generating heat and power. The Cold Fusion controversy was re-ignited with the canonical scientific community dismissing the claim as a "blondlotisma" (see Blondlot).Stanley Pons
Outfieldb. 19xx
American Electrochemist
The problem with cold fusion is that it defies current accepted physical theory. For cold fusion to occur, two deuterium nuclei have to fuse. Deuterium nuclei naturally repel one another because of the electric force between them. The laws of quantum mechanics allow deuterium nuclei to fuse by accident every so often even if they are not initially close together, but the probability of that happening is very small. If cold fusion could be controlled, a seemingly endless stream of energy would be available.
Subsequent to their announcement Pons and Fleischmann have moved their research to France where it is funded by a Japanese consortium. A paper by Pons and Fleischmann published in 1993 stated that the pair has achieved heat production reaching boiling levels in numerous cold fusion cells accompanied by nuclear by products like tritium.

A Cold Fusion PrimerThe Cold Fusion Mystery Continues
Cold Fusion Researchers Issue Wake-Up Call to Colleagues
Rand's "objectivist" philosophy extols the benefits of enlightened self-interest. In both her fiction and non-fiction, the virtue of selfishness, is examined and found to be the most important element in an individual's intellectual and moral life.Ayn Rand
Outfield1905-1982
Russian-born American Philosopher

Objectivism - The Philosophy of Ayn RandTodd Golberg's Ayn Rand Chronology and Bibliography
xxxBertrand Russell
Infield1872-1970
English Philosopher, Mathematician, & Social Activist.

The Bertrand Russell Society Home Page
Rejecting Rene Descartes' attempt to split the mind from the body, Spinoza argues that mind and body were two sides to the same coin, a coin minted by God, and fused by philosophical inquiry. A lens grinder by trade, Spinoza's work has greatly influenced theories of ethics.Baruch Spinoza
Pitcher1632-1677
Dutch Philosopher
When he was 24, in 1656, Spinoza, a rabbinical student, was expelled from the Amsterdam synagogue because of views considered heretical. Fourteen years later he will anonymously publish his Tractatus Theologico-Politicus which argues that the Bible, if properly understood gives no support for religious intolerance. The guardians of the things-the-way-they-are object and widespread denunciations of the work are generated.

Spinoza's ETHICS:
Born in Warsaw, Poland when it was part of the Russian Empire, Tarski earned his Ph.D. in 1923 at the University of Warsaw. Tarski taught at the University until 1939 when he moved to the United States. In 1942 he started teaching at the University of California at Berkeley and by 1949 he was appointed professor of mathematics. From 1958-1960, Tarski was research professor at the Miller Institute of Basic Research and Science. He became professor emeritus in 1968 and died in Berkeley in 1983.Alfred Tarski
Shortstop1902-1983
Polish-born American Mathematician
Tarski wrote more than ten books including Geometry (1935), Undecidable Theories (1953), and Logic, Semantics, Metamathematics (1956). He made substantial contributions to several branches of mathematics including set theory, measure theory, model theory, and general algebra.
In mathematics, an infinite group whose existence seems intuitively impossible is called a "Tarski Monster".

Tarski Page at History of Mathematics Site
Thales is mythologized as the first human thinker to make an attempt to account for natural phenomena using natural explanations rather than the actions of the gods. Most pre-Socratic philosophers looked for an initial or primordial substance from which all other matter derives. Thales identified that substance as water.Thales
Pitcherc. 636-546 B.C.
Pre-Socratic Philosopher

Thales (Internet Encyclopedia of Philosophy)
A highly gifted and original rocket scientist, Tsander designed the first Soviet rocket propelled by liquid fuel, the GIRD-X, which was launched November 25, 1933. The rocket flew to an altitude of 246-262 feet.Fridrikh Tsander
Infield1887-1933
Russian Rocket Scientist
Tsander was fascinated with space travel. Born in Latvia, he was a devoted student of Konstantin Tsiolkovsky, one of the three prime pioneers of rocket science. As a high school student in Riga, Tsander had been exposed to the ideas of Tsiolkovsky in high school and he became fanatical about space travel. A lifetime slogan was "Forward to Mars!" Apparently he got the Soviet leader Lenin interested in the subject at a meeting of inventors in Moscow in 1920. During a speech delivered at the Great Physics Auditorium at the Institute of Moscow on October 4, 1924, Tsander was asked why he wanted to go to the planet Mars. He responded: "Because it has an atmosphere and ability to support life. Mars is also considered a red star and this is the emblem of our great Soviet Army."

Tsander Site
In December, 1936, Alan Turing published a paper entitled On Computable Numbers. With a background in mathematical logic, Turing formulated what was later called the "Turing Machine" and posited the notion that there are some mathematical problems that cannot be solved by machines. The concept of the "Turing Machine" has become the basis for the contemporary history of computers and computation.Alan Turing
Infield1912-1954
English Computer Scientist
Turing spent the rest of his short life working in the logic/mathematics field. After receiving his Ph.D. in 1938 from Princeton University (New Jersey) he returned to England and during World War II he worked in the Government Code and Cypher School where he contributed to the decoding of the German Enigma codes. After the war he helped construct the Automatic Computing Engine (ACE) in 1945. In 1948 as deputy director of the Computing Laboratory at the University of Manchester (England), Turing had access to the MADAM (Manchester Automatic Digital Machine) computer which, at the time, had the largest memory capacity in the world.
Turing's work has directly inspired the artificial intelligence wing of computer science. He believed that it was possible to build computers capable of human thought and the "Turing Test" has been used to examine this potential of computers. Basically, the test goes like this: if you are sitting at a computer terminal and "talking" with a computer and you cannot tell whether it is a human or a machine you are talking to, then the machine should be considered intelligent.
According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica (which has the incorrect date of publication for the paper cited above), Turing apparently committed suicide, June 7, 1954, "probably because of the depressing medical treatment that he had been forced to undergo (in lieu of prison) to 'cure' him of homosexuality". A half-eaten apple, laced with cyanide was found next to the body.

Turing Home Page
Born in Berlin-Wilmersdorf, Germany, Konrad Zuse has been credit for developing the first electro-mechanical binary computer, originally designated the VI and later renamed the Z1.Konrad Zuse
Catcher/Outfield1910-1995
German Computer Scientist
Trained as a civil engineer he spent the war years in Berlin working for an aviation firm and developing his theories of computing. His basic hypothesis was that "data processing starts with the bit" and he defined computing as "the formation of new data from input according to a given set of rules."
After the Z1 was destroyed, Zuse continued developing digital computers such as the Z3 and the Z4 which was taken out of Germany and brought to Switzerland as the war ended. The Z4 was used in a Swiss technical institute until 1955.
When the war ended, Zuse set up a computer manufacturing company that at one point employed over 1,000 people. Eventually, Zuse sold the company to the German firm Siemens.
Konrad Zuse died December, 1995 in Germany.

Konrad Zuse Biography
A leader of the Manhattan Project which created the Atom Bomb in 1945. In December of 1953, Oppenheimer was charged with possible treason and of having communist sympathies. The following year the Atomic Energy Commission (AEC) revoked Oppenheimer's security clearance. Ultimately cleared of the disloyalty charges he was nevertheless considered a security risk and the revocation of his security clearance was upheld. In 1963 the AEC awarded Oppenheimer its Enrico Fermi Award.J. Robert Oppenheimer
Field Manager1904-1967
American Atomic Scientist
Oppenheimer's life tells a serious tale of the problematic interaction between scientists and politicians.

The 3 Dreams of J. Robert OppenheimerJ. Robert Oppenheimer Information
EGP: Hearings of the Gray Board on the case of J. Robert Oppenheimer
***Ralph Waldo Emerson
Coach (Pitching)1803-1882
American Philosopher

Ralph Waldo Emerson: Transcendental Effect
Hume published Treatise on Human Nature in 1739 which severed the connection between reason and experience. Hume points out that if a rock is dropped, experience, not reason, tells us that it will fall. Experience teaches us about cause and effect, not reason. Using the empirical method of inquiry, Hume argued that the concepts of good and evil are not exactly inherent in the external world, but exist in the mind only. Our understanding of good and evil originates in our mind based on our personal experiences. Hume, then, is one of the pioneers of modern empiricism, which has done much to trivialize traditional metaphysics.David Hume
Coach1711-1776
Scottish Philosopher

The Hume Archives
***William James
Coach1842-1910
American Philosopher

William James Information
***Ludwig Wittgenstein
General Manager1889-1951
Austrian-born English Philosopher

The Wittgenstein Archives at the University of Bergen
***Confucius
Owner551-479 B.C.
Ancient Chinese Philosopher

Confucius Information
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