This season the Virgins have four rookies. The very talented actress, Uma Thurman, will start behind the plate replacing the poet Sappho who retired from playing to become the new Virgins' field manager. The poets Anne Sexton and Sylvia Plath and the musician Courtney Love have been added to the pitching staff filling holes by the retiring Marilyn Monroe and several other pitchers. There's the rub, folks: pitching. If the Virgins can get some strong pitching they might have a shot at a competitive season.

Addams, Jane Shortstop

Barton, Clara Secondbase

Calamity Jane Leftfield

Dickinson, Emily Infield

Hearst, Patty Centerfield

Jiang, Qing Firstbase

Jong, Erica Rightfield

Lange, Jessica Outfield

Onassis, Jackie Infield

Ono, Yoko Thirdbase

Thurman, Uma Catcher

Cleopatra Pitcher

Dern, Laura Pitcher

Funicello, Annette Pitcher

Love, Courtney Pitcher

Mata Hari Pitcher

Plath, Sylvia Pitcher

Pocahontas Pitcher

Sexton, Anne Pitcher

Truth, Sojourner Pitcher

Field Manager/Coaches

Sappho Field Manager

Schott, Marge Firstbase/Batting Coach

Dole, Elizabeth Thirdbase/Fielding Coach

Monroe, Marilyn Pitching Coach

Owner/Staff/Field

Xanthippe Owner

Nelson, Harriet General Manager

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