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| Archived News & Information: October, 2001 | Archived October 31, 2001 |
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October 30, 2001 Cosmic Universal SeriesWoodsox vs Warriors in the 20th Cosmic Universal Series | |
The Alphatown Ionians own the records for most CUS appearances (6) and most championships won (5). Visit the Cosmic Universal Series plate for more information.
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October 18, 2001 Season 2001 Subleague SeriesWoodsox Win Subleague Series. Sweep Cars in 3 Games. | ||||||||
The Psychedelphia Woodsox overwhelmed the Phaetown Cars with pitching in this 3-game sweep of a series. Could the differences between the talent in the Middleleague and the Underleague be so stark? Probably not. In a short series anomalies can occur.
In any case the Woodsox have earned the right to play the Overleague's Wonderland Warriors in the Cosmic Universal Series (CUS). The best-of-seven-games CUS begins Thursday, November 22 (Thanksgiving Day). See you there.
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October 15, 2001 Season 2001 Subleague SeriesSubleague Series Begins: Phaetown Cars versus Psychedelphia Woodsox |
The Season 2001 Subleague Series begins this evening in Psychedelphia amid restrained excitement. The restraint is the result of the encroachment of real world events that have startled and worried many. The Subleague Series, originally scheduled to begin on October 1, was postponed as a result of the September 11 tragedy in the United States. The Subleague Series pits the best of the Underleague against the best of the Middleleague. The winner of the best-of-five games series goes on to meet the best of the Overleague in a best-of-seven games Cosmic Universal Series (CUS). The CUS begins on Thanksgiving Day, November 22. The Psychdelephia Woodstockings (92-70) had the best record in the Cosmic Baseball Association and took the Middleleague pennant for the second straight season. All the more remarkable is the fact that the team was drenched in controversy for most of the season. Longtime field manager John Lennon indicated he was tired of managing and wanted to play the game. Perhaps dissension and disruption is what makes this team click, befitting the team's thematic origins. The Phaetown Cars, a rookie club in the Underleague, surprised everyone with its quick start last spring. Surprise turned into utter astonishment as the team maintained its discipline and hovered at or near the top of the standings all season long. The last rookie team to make it to the Cosmic Universal Series was the 1996 Pranktown Busriders. Handicappers aren't giving the Cars (2001 Stats)a whole lot of chances to win it all. The Cars are going to have to find a way to get by the absolutely dominant pitching of the Woodsox if they hope to climb to the very top of the cosmic baseball universe.
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October 9, 2001 Cosmic Baseball AnniversaryCosmic Baseball Notes 20th Anniversary | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
The Cosmic Baseball Association was founded October 9, 1981 in Los Angeles, California. Originally a small collective of artists and poets with diverse interests the organization has grown to include thousands of friends, fans and members. For more details on the history of the Cosmic Baseball Association please visit the Cosmic Baseball Chronology Plate.
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October 6, 2001 Reality BaseballHomeric Antimodes |
Washington Post sports columnist Thomas Boswell, usually a keen observer of the game, concluded a column written the day before Barry Bonds broke the all time major league baseball home run record. Boswell wrote that being the homerun king is "not quite what it used to be." Using a form of statistical alchemy, Boswell concluded that the contemporary home run record is akin to Rogers Hornsby's 1924 batting average of .424. Somehow, Boswell finds a way of minimizing Bonds' feat [*]In an ESPN website column, Pulitzer Prize-winning author David Halberstam, usually a keen chronicler of contemporary events, asks in a mid-July column, "Will he do it [break Mark McGwire's homerun record]? And, equally important, will we care that much if he does? Can we, with the help of today's highly paid spin doctors, learn to love Barry Bonds? Can he learn to love us?" Halberstam, like much of the massed media, doesn't like Barry Bonds.[**] Aloof, combative, elitist, defiant, selfish...these are some of the characteristics associated with baseball player Barry Bonds. Notice, of course, is always taken that he is perhaps the best all-around baseball player of his generation. Three NL Most Valuable Player Awards, nine All-Star Games, eight Gold Glove Awards...Bonds is a supremely talented baseball player. Baseball talent is in his blood. His father, Bobby Bonds was a well-respected major leaguer who holds the National League record for most homeruns in a season as a team's leadoff batter (11, for San Francisco in 1973). His cousin, on his mother Pat's side is Reggie Jackson, an October home run hitter of remarkable caliber. Bonds' godfather is the famed baseball great Willie Mays. He is part of what is sometimes referred to as baseball royalty. But people don't seem to like him. Bonds' reputation for being a creep was in part sculpted off the playing field during a six year divorce battle. In a case that made it to the California Supreme Court, Bonds was seen as a rich man taking advantage of a poor lovesick woman. He wasn't much liked by his teammates in Pittsburgh where he came up as a rookie in 1986. That season he led all first year players in homeruns, runs batted in, stolen bases and walks. So it is a question of incredible talent buttressed by a problematic personality. The massed media paints a picture of an individual more concerned with himself than with the team and by metaphorical extension Bonds has become an anti-social anti-hero. Someone wrote that Bonds' is our generation's Ty Cobb. Our heroes, the great legends and epics proclaim, cannot be anti-social. And given the current crisis of terrorism, anti-social anti-heroes aren't desirable, in baseball or anywhere else. Bonds' problems with his public image remind us of Roger Maris' difficulties as he pursued the home run record in 1961. We know from Maris' ordeal that there is a distinction to be made between image and reality. We also know that the need to know is often stronger than the need for crystal clear accuracy. Like winning at all cost, knowing at all cost can lead to dishonesty. Still, we like our mythology. Like Odysseus, that "flower of the Achaean chivalry," Barry Bonds will not be tempted by the seductions of the massed Sirens. Reporters describe Bonds as being psychologically tight [***] and that makes us think that he has been strapped to the mast to prevent himself from becoming corrupt.
Or, maybe there is some truth to the negative image. On the night that Bonds broke the individual home run record his team lost the game and were disqualified from post-season play. And, that same night, the Seattle Mariners broke the American League record for most games won in a season. A team effort award. Bonds represents the individual in baseball. Maybe that's why the collective despairs of him. But things change. We remember another great individual baseball player who still holds a record set in 1941. Remember the splendid splinter? Ted Williams still holds the modern baseball era's record for single season batting average (.406). He also used to spit on the fans. Barry Bonds, who now holds the all-time single season homerun record, will also become heroic. It just takes time and perspective.
*Boswell has to be given credit for attempting to use numbers and statistics in the attempt to make the case about Bonds' home run feat being something less than remarkable. But using alchemical mathematics to denigrate the raw feat is disingenuous and annoying to baseball fans. Bonds' feat is remarkable in any era. Even if we accept the massed media depiction of Bonds as a creep, that has nothing to do with his talent, right? [Return] **Halberstam is at least more out in the open of his dislike of Bonds. Halberstam writes that Bonds has "also been one of the most difficult [players] to like. The stories have always been quite shocking. They are not, it should be noted, about a distant, somewhat aloof, rather private young man, who keeps himself apart from the amiable pre-game byplay that can make baseball a good deal of fun. Rather they are about unprovoked, deliberate, gratuitous acts of rudeness towards all kinds of people, other players, distinguished sportswriters. They are of a handsomely rewarded young man of surpassing talent, going out of his way to make the ambiance in which he operates as unpleasant as possible, and to diminish the dignity and pleasure of other men (and now women) who also work for a living, even if their talents are somewhat smaller than his. This is about nothing less than the abuse of power -- he has it by dint of his abilities, and he uses his power to make others' lives more difficult and less pleasant. Barry Bonds has played the game about as well as it has ever been played -- the comparisons go back to his godfather, Willie Mays-- but he has shown remarkably little pleasure in his accomplishments. He has a rare capacity to take something that should be pleasant -- playing a big-time sport at a supreme level -- and to make it unpleasant. " [Return]
***Dave Kindred wrote in The Sporting News (July 30, 2001) "There's something about Barry Bonds. There's a tightness about him, a gathering of strength and mass that is different from that in other great baseball players. He moves swiftly and surely, and yet at 6-2 and 210 pounds reminds us more of a tight end than of an outfielder fleet and graceful. The bat held 2 inches from the knob, the big man taking a little man's compact swing, Bonds hits more home runs by accident than most players hit by intent. The tightness is psychological, as well. Bonds wears a silver cross in his left earlobe, even when playing, combative and defiant of convention. And while Bonds well knows the $3,000 recliner [by his lockers]is a sitting-duck metaphor for journalists parachuting in to do another gifted-jerk piece, the easy chair still sits in front of his private TV, the furniture practically shouting, 'I'm Barry Bonds and you're not.' " [Return]
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October 1, 2001 Cosmic Baseball Season 2001Regular Cosmic Playing Season Concludes |
The regular phase of Cosmic Playing Season 2001 has concluded. Delayed a week by the real world tragedies that took place on September 11 all cosmic teams completed their schedules yesterday. The Wonderland Warriors won the Overleague pennant. The Psychedelphia Woodsox won, for the second season in a row the Middleleague pennant and the rookie Phaetown Cars team bagged the Underleague flag. The Woodsox and the Cars will meet in the best-of-five games Subleague Series which will begin October 15. The winner of the Subleague Series will play the Warriors in the 20th Cosmic Universal Series. The Cosmic Universal Series is a best-of-seven games contest commencing on Thanksgiving Day.
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