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August 29, 1997
August 28, 1997Other former cosmic players who will be honored over the next year include the philosopher Hannah Arendt, the English writer D. H. Lawrence, filmmaker Maya Deren, writer Anais Nin, and the ancient Greek poetess, Sappho. Candidates for Honored Cosmic Player Plates must be retired (not terminated) cosmic players.
Click Here to visit the Zappa Honored Cosmic Player Plate.
August 25, 1997Starting Bohemian pitcher Kurt Vonnegut gave up five earned runs in the first two innings and the rest of the Bohemians, despite knocking around 10 hits never had a chance. Sinclair Lewis, author of Arrowsmith and Main Street among other novels continued his phenomenal hitting by going 3-for-4 but the Bohemians stranded 10 baserunners.
The Woodsox do not often show much offensive punch but today they whacked 11 hits, including a homerun by game MCP Ho Chi Minh, a triple by the acid man Owsley Stanley, and four doubles. But the Woodsox also had trouble getting baserunners back to home stranding nine.
Woodsox pitcher, Jerry Rubin, has done it again, pitching another complete game. Both teams left something to be desired defensively, each team had two errors.
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August 24, 1997
Here is a woodcutter who is so weak
With love of me, he cannot speak
Tell me dumb man, am I pleasant, am I pleasant?
Farewell philosopher! I love a peasant.
August 23, 1997
August 7, 1997
All of the scoring was completed by the second inning. So what the fans got to see for the last 7 innings was horrendous defense and good pitching. Five errors were committed by the two teams in a unique display of fielding ineptitude.
Pisces rookie pitcher, Luis Bunuel, not only made riveting and introspective cinema, he pitched a lovely game today, yielding one run on six hits with 10 strikeouts. Somewhat of an iron man, Bunuel pitched a complete game. Pisces field manager, Henry Miller thinks that Bunuel, maker of the films L'Age d'Or, Un Chien Andalou, Virdiana, Belle du Jour and others, will be one of the Pisces' marquee pitchers.
New Details on How CBA Players, Teams & Games Are Created
CBA has put online a new section called Details that attempts to explain how cosmic players, teams and games are created, managed and played. CBA is not a Rotisserie league and its players are not derived from the real world of Major League Baseball. Members of CBA can create regular teams that compete during a season or Personal Cosmic Teams that play a simulated game against any other team, real or imagined. For more information please visit the Details Plate.
William Burroughs, Beat Writer and Pitcher is Dead at 83
William Seward Burroughs, called the "stone-faced godfather" of the Beat Generation died of a heart attack in Lawrence, Kansas on Saturday August 2. He was 83 years old. Author of some of the most inventive literature of the century, Burroughs was a heroin addict, homosexual and a spokesman for the Nike shoe company. Burroughs, with his younger comrades-in-art, Allen Ginsberg and Jack Kerouac formed the nucleus of the Beat movement in the late 1940s. The Beats influenced succeeding generations. The hippies, the punk-rock movement, generation-X all have been informed by Burroughs' imagination. He was a transcriber of the dark side of the soul and an innovator of technique. His first novel, Junky (1953) transcribes the world of the drug addict. However the work that he is probably most well-known for is Naked Lunch, completed in 1959 and published in the United States in 1962 after an obscenity trial. His "cut-up" method of literary creation yielded several novels including Nova Express (1964). He is also well known for having accidentlly shot and killed his common-law wife, Joan Vollmer Adams, in Mexico in 1951. He was charged with involuntary manslaughter and later claimed that Vollmer's death caused him to become a writer. Burroughs and Vollmer had one son, Bill, Jr. born in 1947, who became an alcoholic and drug addict and died in 1981 from complications associated with liver disease.
Burroughs is in his seventh season as a starting Dharma Beat pitcher. His corporeal death will not affect his next start which will occur on August 8 when the Beats play the Wonderland Warriors. For more information about Burroughs at the CBA see his 1997 Cosmic Player Plate.
CBA Welcome Home Plate Redesigned
CBA published its redesigned Welcome Home Page which was created by Piet Cocteau. Mr. Cocteau replaces Ms. Dina Damico as our senior designer. Ms. Damico has returned to her home town of Cincinnati to pursue other career goals. Mr. Cocteau is considered one of the more innovative graphic designers in the business and has spent the last 10 years running his own design firm in Paris, France and Washington, D.C.
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