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 Jennifer Dodato |
 Alexander Hammid |
 Kasia Karazim |
 Adolfas Mekas |
 Wilhelm Reich |
 Julia Warhola |
| LastName | FirstName | TEAM | POS |
| ALGOL | Procoders | P | |
| Alista | Pharmers | IF/OF | |
| Amram | David | Beats | P |
| Anaxagoras | Ionians | P | |
| Anaximander | Ionians | IF | |
| Anger | Kenneth | Poetics | IF |
| Asher | Levi | Beats | IF |
| Atanasoff | Robert | Ionians | P |
| Baillie | Bruce | Poetics | C |
| Ballmer | Steve | Capitalists | CF |
| Baraka | Amiri | Beats | P |
| Barrymore | Drew | Pisces | CF |
| BASIC | Procoders | OF | |
| Bastiat | Claude Frederic | Capitalists | P |
| Beethoven | Ludwig V. | Dragons | C |
| Bell | Alexander Graham | Pisces | P |
| Bezos | Jeff | Capitalists | SS |
| Blake | Esther M. | Warriors | C |
| Blavatsky | Helena | Virgins | CF |
| Blondlot | Rene | Ionians | P |
| Boorda | Mike | Warriors | P |
| Bork | Robert | Pisces | P |
| Bowles | Jane | Pisces | P |
| Bradley | Omar | Warriors | 2B |
| Brakhage | Stan | Poetics | P |
| Breer | Robert | Poetics | IF/C |
| Bremser | Ray | Beats | 3B |
| Brik | Lila | Virgins | P |
| Broughton | James | Poetics | 1B |
| Browning | Elizabeth Barrett | Pisces | P |
| Burroughs | William | Beats | P |
| Burton | Robert | Ionians | P |
| Bush | George Walker | Presidents | RF |
| Bute | Mary Ellen | Poetics | P |
| C++ | Procoders | P | |
| Cain | Rose | Mothers | SS |
| Calley | William | Warriors | P |
| Carlos | Wendy | Dragons | 2B |
| Carnegie | Andrew | Capitalists | P |
| Carr | Lucien | Beats | SS |
| Case | Steven | Capitalists | 3B |
| Celexa | Pharmers | LF | |
| Charisse | Cyd | Pisces | P |
| Chomsky | Noam | Ionians | LF |
| Chopin | Frederic | Pisces | IF |
| Cleveland | Grover | Presidents | P |
| Clinton | Hillary | Virgins | 2B |
| Clinton | Bill | Presidents | P |
| COBOL | Procoders | P | |
| Conner | Bruce | Poetics | P |
| Coolidge | Calvin | Presidents | IF |
| Corso | Gregory | Beats | 1B |
| Cortes | Hernando | Warriors | RF |
| CP/M | Procoders | 1B | |
| Crazy Horse | Warriors | IF | |
| Crosby | Henrietta | Mothers | RF |
| Dayan | Moshe | Warriors | 3B |
| dBase II | Procoders | 3B | |
| De Hirsch | Storm | Poetics | LF |
| de Sade | Marie-Eleonore | Mothers | P |
| Dell | Michael | Capitalists | P |
| Demerol | Pharmers | IF | |
| Democritus | Ionians | P | |
| Deren | Maya | Poetics | P |
| Dewey | John | Ionians | P |
| Dickinson | Emily | Virgins | IF |
| DiPrima | Diane | Beats | P |
| Dodato | Jennifer | Virgins | SS |
| Domino | Fats | Pisces | 1B |
| DOS | Procoders | SS | |
| Duncan | Isadora | Virgins | RF |
| Edelman | Randy | Dragons | P |
| Edgeworth | Francis | Capitalists | P |
| Eisenhower | Dwight D. | Presidents | P |
| Eldepryl | Pharmers | P | |
| Eminem | Dragons | P | |
| Eskalith | Pharmers | P | |
| Esrey | William | Capitalists | 2B |
| Farmer | Frances | Virgins | LF |
| Farmer | Lillian | Mothers | P |
| Ferlinghetti | Lawrence | Beats | RF |
| Fitzgerald | Zelda | Virgins | P |
| Foerstnet | George | Capitalists | P |
| Ford | Gerald | Presidents | C |
| Fortran | Procoders | P | |
| Frampton | Hollis | Poetics | RF |
| Franks | Tommy | Warriors | IF |
| Freud | Sigmund | Ionians | P |
| Frye | Brian | Poetics | OF |
| Galbraith | John Kenneth | Capitalists | IF |
| Garcia | Jerry | Dragons | P |
| Gates | Bill | Capitalists | RF |
| Gehr | Ernie | Poetics | SS |
| Geodon | Pharmers | IF | |
| Gerson | Barry | Poetics | P |
| GI Joe | Warriors | IF/OF | |
| Giap | Vo Nguyen | Warriors | LF |
| Gillespie | Dizzy | Dragons | IF |
| Glass | Phillip | Dragons | OF |
| Gleaton | Felicia | Pisces | C |
| Grammer | Kelsey | Pisces | P |
| Grant | Ulysses S. | Presidents | OF |
| Guthrie | Woody | Dragons | P |
| Hackworth | David | Warriors | CF |
| Halcion | Pharmers | CF | |
| Hammid | Alexander | Poetics | P |
| Harding | Warren | Presidents | IF/OF |
| Harrison | George | Pisces | 2B |
| Haverty | Joan | Beats | C/OF |
| Hayek | Friedrich | Capitalists | P |
| Hearst | Patty | Pisces | OF |
| Hegel | George Wilhelm | Ionians | 1B |
| Heraclitus | Ionians | OF | |
| Holmer | Alan F. | Capitalists | C |
| Holmes | Oliver Wendell | Pisces | P |
| Holmes | John C. | Beats | IF |
| Hoover | Herbert | Presidents | IF |
| Howie | Thomas | Warriors | P |
| Huncke | Herbert | Beats | C |
| Iacocca | Lee | Capitalists | 1B |
| Jackson | Natalie | Beats | OF |
| Jackson | Andrew | Presidents | SS |
| Java | Procoders | P | |
| Jobs | Steven | Pisces | LF |
| Jocasta | Mothers | P | |
| Johnson | Andrew | Presidents | OF |
| Johnson | Lyndon B. | Presidents | 1B |
| Jones | Trevor | Dragons | P |
| Kammerer | David | Beats | P |
| Kant | Immanuel | Ionians | CF |
| Karazim | Kasia | Virgins | P |
| Kennedy | John F. | Presidents | P |
| Kennedy | Rose | Mothers | IF/C |
| Kerouac | Jack | Beats | LF |
| Klonopin | Pharmers | OF | |
| Knight | Philip | Capitalists | P |
| Kubelka | Peter | Poetics | P |
| Lafave | Debra | Virgins | 3B |
| Lampert | Tess | Virgins | P |
| Lawrence | Lydia | Mothers | P |
| Lee | Spike | Pisces | SS |
| Lennon | John | Dragons | 1B |
| Levitra | Pharmers | 3B | |
| Lincoln | Abraham | Presidents | P |
| Linux | Procoders | SS | |
| LISP | Procoders | P | |
| Littlefield | "Little Willie" | Dragons | P |
| Longfellow | Henry W. | Pisces | 3B |
| Lopatka | Sharon | Virgins | C |
| Lotus123 | Procoders | LF | |
| Love | Courtney | Virgins | P |
| Lowder | Rose | Poetics | 3B |
| Lozen | Virgins | P | |
| Mapplethorpe | Joan | Mothers | P |
| Marion | Francis | Warriors | SS |
| McClure | Joanna | Beats | IF |
| McKinley | William | Presidents | RF |
| Medea | Mothers | P | |
| Mekas | Adolfas | Poetics | 2B |
| Mekas | Jonas | Poetics | P |
| Micheline | Jack | Beats | P |
| Miller | June | Virgins | P |
| Miller | Louise | Mothers | OF |
| Moog | Robert | Dragons | OF |
| Morita | Akio | Capitalists | IF |
| Morrison | Jim | Dragons | OF |
| Mosaic | Procoders | 2B | |
| NetWare | Procoders | CF | |
| Nietzsche | Friederich | Ionians | C |
| Nixon | Richard M. | Presidents | P |
| Noren | Andrew | Poetics | P |
| Nyro | Laura | Dragons | P |
| Oakenfold | Paul | Dragons | IF |
| Ochs | Getrude | Mothers | C |
| Parker | Charlie | Dragons | P |
| Pascal | Procoders | P | |
| Paxil | Pharmers | C | |
| Perl | Procoders | P | |
| Pizarro | Francisco | Warriors | P |
| Planck | Max | Ionians | IF |
| Plath | Sylvia | Virgins | P |
| Plath | Aurelia | Mothers | P |
| PLATO | Procoders | OF | |
| Plymell | Charles | Beats | CF |
| Polk | James | Presidents | P |
| Presley | Elvis | Dragons | OF |
| Prozac | Pharmers | P | |
| Reagan | Ronald | Presidents | P |
| Reich | Wilhelm | Ionians | P |
| Reisman | George | Capitalists | P |
| Reventlow | Lance | Pisces | IF |
| Rexroth | Delia | Mothers | OF |
| Ritalin | Pharmers | OF | |
| Roche | Lissa | Virgins | IF |
| Roosevelt | Franklin D. | Presidents | LF |
| Roosevelt | Theodore | Presidents | CF |
| Rose | Laverne | Mothers | 2B |
| Rota | Warriors | P | |
| Rothbard | Murray | Capitalists | OF |
| Rumsfeld | Donald | Warriors | OF |
| Russell | Bertrand | Ionians | 2B |
| Salome | Lou Andreas | Virgins | P |
| Schumpeter | Joseph | Capitalists | OF |
| Schwartz | Rose | Mothers | 3B |
| Scipio | Africanus | Warriors | 1B |
| Sedgwick | Edie | Virgins | P |
| Sedwick | Alice de Forest | Mothers | IF |
| Seldon | Arthur | Capitalists | P |
| Siegel | Bugsy | Pisces | OF |
| Smith | Harry | Poetics | CF |
| Snow | Michael | Poetics | P |
| Snyder | Gary | Beats | P |
| Solanas | Valerie | Virgins | 1B |
| Soule | Silas | Warriors | OF |
| Spohr | Louis | Dragons | P |
| Sternbach | Leo | Ionians | P |
| Sun Tzu | Warriors | P | |
| Taft | William | Presidents | 3B |
| Tarski | Alfred | Ionians | SS |
| Taylor | Elizabeth | Pisces | P |
| Teitelbaum | Roza Prussak | Mothers | 1B |
| Tesla | Nikola | Ionians | IF/OF |
| Theremin | Leon | Dragons | 3B |
| Theresa | Mother | Mothers | P |
| Thorazine | Pharmers | RF | |
| Thurman | Uma | Virgins | C |
| Truman | Harry | Presidents | IF |
| Turing | Alan | Ionians | 3B |
| Ultram | Pharmers | P | |
| UNIX | Procoders | C | |
| Valium | Pharmers | IF | |
| Van Buren | Martin | Presidents | 2B |
| Van Vliet | Don | Dragons | SS |
| Varsi | Diane | Pisces | RF |
| Veblen | Thorstein | Capitalists | LF |
| Vermilya | Irving | Ionians | RF |
| Viagra | Pharmers | P | |
| Victorio | Chief | Warriors | P |
| Vivactil | Pharmers | P | |
| Warhola | Julia | Mothers | P |
| Weinstein | Anna | Mothers | CF |
| Welch | Lew | Beats | P |
| Wellbutrin | Pharmers | 1B | |
| Whalen | Phillip | Beats | 2B |
| Williams | Vanessa | Pisces | P |
| Williams | May | Mothers | LF |
| Windows | Procoders | C | |
| WordStar | Procoders | IF | |
| Xanax | Pharmers | 2B | |
| Yamamoto | Isoroku | Warriors | IF |
| Young | Neil | Dragons | RF |
| Zoloft | Pharmers | SS | |
| Zyprexa | Pharmers | OF | |
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