The VESTAL VIRGINS are the Cosmic Baseball Association's team of interesting women. |
| Player | Position |
| Helena Blavatsky | CF |
| Brigitte Boisselier | P |
| Lila Brik | P |
| Hillary Clinton | 2B |
| Sofia Coppola | P |
| Emily Dickinson | IF |
| Jennifer Dodato | SS |
| Isadora Duncan | RF |
| Frances Farmer | LF |
| Zelda Fitzgerald | P |
| Tess Lampert | P |
| Sharon Lopatka | C |
| Courtney Love | P |
| Meredith Mason | 3B |
| June Miller | P |
| Sylvia Plath | P |
| Lissa Roche | IF |
| Lou Andreas Salome | P |
| Edie Sedgwick | P |
| Valerie Solanas | 1B |
| Uma Thurman | C |
| Anne Sexton | Manager |
| Marge Schott | Coach |
| Hannah Arendt | GM |
| Yoko Ono | Owner |
| Virgin Park | Park |
| Team Index | |
Italics indicates ROOKIE |
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2004 Virgin Rookies | |
 | Sofia Coppola (Pitcher)Daughter of the film director Francis Ford Coppola, Sofia has achieved cinematic recognition for her direction of the film Lost in Translation which was nominated for a Best Picture Oscar. |
 | Tess Rose Lampert (Pitcher)Tess Lampert was, for many seasons, the owner of the Bhutan Vanguards, CBA's team of interesting artists. When the Vanguards were deactivated, Ms. Lampert was drafted by the Virgins to pitch. |
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