Vestal Virgins
A Cosmic Overleague Team
| Vestal Virgin | Position | Description | |
| Baskerville | Dee | Outfield | Queen of South Hill |
| Blavatsky | Helena | Centerfield |  Occultist |
| Brik | Lila | Pitcher | Russian Actress |
| Clinton | Hillary | Secondbase | US Senator |
| Dickinson | Emily | Infield | Poet |
| Duncan | Isadora | Rightfield | Dancer |
| Farmer | Frances | Leftfield | Actress |
| Fitzgerald | Zelda | Pitcher | Writer |
| Franco | Veronica | Thirdbase | Prostitute |
| Immerwahr | Clara | Pitcher | Pacifist |
| Lopatka | Sharon | Catcher | Internet Victim |
| Love | Courtney | Pitcher | Musician |
| Marsden | Dora | Pitcher | Feminist |
| Miller | June | Pitcher | Muse |
| Phillips-Bliss | Jennifer Lee | Infield | Muse |
| Plath | Sylvia | Pitcher | Poet |
| Roche | Lissa | Shortstop | Political Activist |
| Salome | Lou Andreas | Pitcher | Psychologist |
| Sedgwick | Edie | Pitcher | Model |
| Solanas | Valerie | Firstbase | Writer |
| Thurman | Uma | Catcher | Actress |
| Team Management | |||
| Sexton | Anne | Manager | Poet |
| Schott | Marge | Coach | Citizen |
| Arendt | Hannah | G.M. | Philosopher |
| Ono | Yoko | Owner | Musician |
| Virgin Fields | Seats 23,178 | ||
| Italics indicates ROOKIE | Link to Cosmic Player Plate |
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The VESTAL VIRGINS are the Cosmic Baseball Association's team of interesting women. | ||
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Starting Lineup/Batting Order | ||
| 1 | Blavatsky, CF |  |
| 2 | Roche, SS |  |
| 3 | Clinton, 2B |  |
| 4 | Duncan, RF |  |
| 5 | Solanas, 1B |  |
| 6 | Farmer, LF |  |
| 7 | Franco, 3B |  |
| 8 | Lopatka, C |  |
| 9 | Plath, P |  |
