Paradise Pisces
The PARADISE PISCES are CBA's flagship team. Originally created as the first cosmic team on October 13, 1981 there are no longer any original Pisces players left on the roster. Players on the Pisces' roster are usually selected from the other existing cosmic teams as free agent draft picks. Occasionally, a rookie makes it on to the team like Lynn Behrendt, the poet from the Hudson Valley. Other new team members this season include Ludwig Beethoven (Musician/Songbirds)), Caresse Crosby (Publisher/Virgins), Moshe Dayan, (General/Warriors), Frances Farmer (Actress/Virgins), Christina Rossetti (Poet/Pre-Raphaelites), Thales (Philosopher/Ionians), and Nathanael West (Novelist/Bohemians).In addition to the 1998 Roster, the 1995, 1996 and 1997 rosters are available online.
| Pitchers | ||||||
| Bunuel | Clinton | Freud | Kersade | Leary | Major | JMiller |
| Rossetti | Thales | West | ||||
| Infielders/Outfielders | ||||||
| Beethoven | Behrendt | Capone | Crosby | Dayan | De Sade | Farmer |
| Farrakhan | Frampton | Ginsberg | Goddard | Kopechne | Warhol | Woolf |
| Manager | Coaches | G. M. | Owner | Home Park | ||
| HMiller | Lampert | Mayakovsky | Socrates | Nin | Zinebrenner | Paradise Park |
| Italics-New Team Member | ||||||
Ludwig Van Beethoven
Composer
Catcher
Lynn Behrendt
American Poet
Firstbase
Luis Bunuel
Filmmaker
Pitcher
Al Capone
Gangster
Leftfield
Chelsea Clinton
College Student
Pitcher
Caresse Crosby
Writer/Publisher
Infield
Moshe Dayan
Soldier
Thirdbase
Alphonse de Sade
Writer/Sadist
Shortstop
Frances Farmer
Actress
Firstbase
Louis Farrakhan
Minister
Secondbase
Hollis Frampton
Filmmaker/Photographer
Outfield
Sigmund Freud
Father of psychoanalysis
Pitcher
Allen Ginsberg
Poet
Firstbase
Robert Goddard
Rocket Scientist
Rightfield
Anna Marie Kersade
American poet
Pitcher
Mary Jo Kopechne
Accident Victim
Infield
Noah Lampert
Teenager
Coach
Timothy Leary
Psychologist
Pitcher
Drew Major
Network Engineer
Pitcher
Vladimir Mayakovsky
Russian Poet
Coach
Henry Miller
Writer
Field Manager
June Miller
Muse
Pitcher
Anais Nin
Writer
General Manager
Christina Rossetti
Poet
Pitcher
Socrates
Ancient Greek Philosopher
Coach
Thales
Pre-Socratic Philosopher
Pitcher
Andy Warhol
Artist
Centerfield
Nathanael West
Writer
Pitcher
Virginia Woolf
Writer
Infield
Andrew Zinebrenner
Recluse
Team Owner
Paradise Park
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